"Hell is other people!"

     - Jean Paul Sartre, No Exit

"Stop shitting on our lawn, kinkdick!"

     - Brendan the Banker, Sketchiest in Show

WHO are The Furries? ------> There are three of them. Take a look.

WHAT is The Furries? ----> The Furries is, essentially, a three minute primal scream caught shakily on film by an innocent bystander. Animals, or beings that look animals, may or not may be involved.

WHERE is The Furries? -----> So far, primarily in the fevered dreams of our writers. But, like a hideous slime-mold, it is slowly congealing into something you can see and touch and choke on.

WHEN is The Furries? -------> Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 6-8 PM

WHY are The Furries? ------> Because the internet is not yet stuffed to the absolute brim with filth and misery.

HOW do I get involved with The Furries? -----> E-mail our technoslaves using the Contact Us form.